FOXILADY's blog

It's 1.00 am and I have just got home. And I wanted to say a HUGE thank you to Kate, Alan, Sharry and Terry for such a fabulous daytime get together at their beautiful home, with such lovely food too. And for all the laughs we had. It was so nice to meet everyone and put a face to some names. I really enjoyed myself. I then went on to another get together and now i am knackered roflmao! Anyway thanks again you…

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' So, a student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether…

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit…

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would…

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. >From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I have special sandals I think ! you would be interested in.Dey make you wild at…