We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some 'ARSE-ICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E…
Thursday 19th March. I am being harassed about a banner which I have ordered off ebay and don’t get much peace while I am pampering myself for the next instalment. The ring road is unbelievably busy with a number fo drivers who bring out the worst in me by driving at forty in the outside lane and then braking for no apparent reason. I have nothing to eat or drink since 8.00pm as per instructions.
The medilink bus is…
Wednesday 18th March and I am back in the saddle. Off for a blood test and am going to tell them about my derriere even though I have got the consultant on Friday. I take the ring road, the sun is shining, the sunroof is open and even though there is a chill in the air it’s a great to be alive day (aren’t they all? – except some are better than others.)
At the oncology department it is strangely quiet with only a couple…
Sorry I lost count - of course it's thirty two!
The Tamla turn didn’t. Turn up that is and we got a substitute duo from North Wles who were very good. I started off with the best of intentions with a pint of diet coke but then Bash bought me a beer and that was the end of my good intentions.
I was just thinking last night about all of the reactions of people on cancer back up. Denial? Why me? Well I don’t ascribe to…
