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Sunday night and the club is packed. David Scott - the compere and George – one of the committee men have worked amazingly hard to make it work.The show is sold out and the room is full and people are being turned away. When I worked there I filled the hall a few times with gala shows and what used to annoy me was people would not get tickets until late on. Everyone would ask “how many tickets sold” Thirty or so. And…

Saturday morning and it’s the Company Agm for the club. The club is losing a lot of money and the meeting is bad tempered. There is a lot of self interest and not many positive ideas to make the club work. We go out Saturday night – the singer is average and my fan club is missing so it’s just the ladies that are complimentary tonight. On the noticeboard is a notice detailing that Harvey Turner has died. Harvey was…

Thursday night. Oh dear. I have made a lamb curry and Irene has boiled egg sandwiches. Jonathan says he is going to sleep in the spare room because he isn’t going to have any peace with the both of us on stream tonight. Phew! Made it through the night with either of us farting. Some years ago my brother was on one of his usual trips for the New Year in Aberdeen. The party had been going for several days and there were…

Broccoli Casserole A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve…

Wednesday and I have been led astray by Eric and Ron after a meeting and drink several pints of the foaming ale. I am really in the mood for a “session” but Eric has been injected with a gramaphone needle and his verbosity is impeding him from getting the next round. I note Picko has been trying to persecute me about bingo – the man is obsessed. He is like some sort of junkie trying to lure me into his world. I am…