about a week ago my tooth disappeared. no warning - and i never saw it. just a gap. so tooth fairy where were you? i want my pound please. (yet one more bit to fall off)
FormerMember
The tooth fairy asked me to pass this message on.
She says that due to 'elf n safety and the risk assessments carried out by the Chief Executive Fairy's secretary's tea fairy all tooth fairy pick ups will be delayed because it's going to be windy.
Had you found the tooth you could have used the alternative method of posting your tooth to the fairies. The address is, The Purple Door, On the Right, Of the Shed at the Bottom of the Garden.
As the tooth is lost the tooth fairy will require a signed declaration verifying that the lost tooth was where it should have been before being lost. This declaration needs to be signed by a dentist, doctor, solicitor and a Hobbit. (You can't be too careful these days people will try anything to get the tooth fairy to pay up.)
