Stupid questions

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I know everyone says it but you are sat in the waiting room, the first thing the nurse asks you is "how are you?" What a stupid question, it happens in the doctors waiting room too everyone asks everyone else how they are "IM FECKING ILL OR A WUNT BE HERE YOU NUMPTY!!!!

just feel like saying that, remember the answer my old dad used to give was "I'm mentally ill and disturbed," that seemed to put them asking him if they saw him again at a later date, or if they knew him they would ask him how its hanging, Always to the left,was his reply

So i think the next time i go to the doctors and anyone asks how i am i'm gonna sniff and say i got mad cow disease. and doo a big MOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!

It makes you wonder tho i know i am classed as disabled due to my diabetes, i was on my way home from lincoln and i was sat at the front of the bus and a doddery old lady got on she doddered past me chuntering, and after a few minutes she said i shuold not be sat there? that seat is for disabled people. i felt like telling her to mind her own business, but told her i was disabled showed her my bus pass, and whispered i was mentally disturbed and just out of a mental institute, she said something to the driver on her way off the bus and he said "He's harmless as long as he dont start grunting? "! with this i let out a little snort and the old woman nearly shit herself, the bus driver lives next door to me in a village outside lincoln and knew about my disability and the whole bus was in up roar as this old woman was a bizzy body that nobody liked. i used to get on the bus and when was on i wud strart snorting n grunting, rotten i know but you should never judge anyone by how they look.

 

 

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    I think there is a lesson for us all in there!!

    So glad I found your blog you have cheered me up no end the last few days - thank you

    X

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi Biggles.

    My favourite reply to that is I carry around with me a piece of paper and written on it it just says" Im Speechless, whats your excuse".

    Take care and be safe Sarsfield.

  • I had a particularly annoying receptionist at out-patients... bouncing with good health and cheery, and she always asked the 'How are you' question. Like you, I wanted to smack her her (lol)! As you say, you're dragging yourself in there, looking grey and feeling like death warmed up and these silly cows are asking silly questions. I gave up replying and just gave her a sad face!

    Keep your pecker up!

    KateG

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    feel like saying i got leprosy or a contagious sexual disease that jumps from person to person and the incubation is best in a sterile atmosphere

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi Biggles.

    I love your sense of humor, wish i was as bold as you obviosly are, i will bere it in mind next time i am asked!

    Nice one! put a smile on my face today......

    Pauli..........