Choose a Boob

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Saw my consultant today, he went over everything again from when i first saw him. I decided he had forgotten who i was and didnt remember any of our previous consultation.  The bit  i really wanted to know i had to remind him about.............................. did the MRI show any cancer in my lymph nodes?

O yes he said i  almost forgot that, it was negative, i breathed a sigh of relief although the tumors are much bigger than they first thought, well who gives a dam whatever they are getting the old heave ho!!!! and soon

so another hurdle done and yet more outpatient appointments next week, o god why do the days feel like weeks.  aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

On the upside we discussed breast reconstruction and that was funny........... so many options to choose from, but with my ample bosoms they doubt an implant will do the trick unless of course i  opt for the Jordan type but i dont think they are on offer lol

Even  better than that we could use the tram flap technique? errr hello what is that, o of course use  the excess off my also ample belly,  (always wanted a tummy tuck but please how extreme) or of course the back flap technique, nice......... not, but so much easier. do i like my full bosoms i was asked. well i had em l a long time so kind of attached but if your offering a nice new pair of pert ones i'll take them ta.

Oncologist next wednesday lets see what that will bring, the op seems so far away i dont want to be impatient but i just cant help it.  I want my new boob and I want it now (selfish madam!)

Despite it all my positivity is in tact  and my macland mates are just what the doctor ordered.

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    hi hun good for you thats the attitude or youd be next to get my size six up yer backside my attitude is this beggar isnt going to upset my life not one bit how dare it enter my body without permission the bloody freeloader it is so it can take a bloody hike and do one just finished my last chemo of six yesterday laugh and the world laughs with you thats my motto read my blog from yesterday about my onc has as much humour as my little bloody toe think he was related to bloody queen victoria lol anyway babe good luck with yours next week mine thinks im crazy but im so not joining in their waiting for god clinic lol love and hugs hun jen xxxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi Jules,

    Love the attitude Mate - it really does help to be so positive !! - good luck with the choices - lol

    Hugs

    J xx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi Juls,

    Love the attitude.  When discussing the options on a new boob, do ask them about any problems that can occur afterwards.  Had a tram flap. muscle taken from the stomach, and have had probs, just had an op to help sort it all out, but still left with an over sized bulge, so do not rush it, and ask loads of questions.  Good luck with it.  Hugs Jan xx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi Juls,

    You have one fantastic sense of humour considering.

    What lies ahead. Good for you, it takes someone special to have that outlook on life.  All the best and Good Luck.

    Take care and be safe Big Hugs Love Sarsfield.xx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Way to go Jules - well done on the uber postiveness!  Brilliant news re lymph nodes being clear too. xx