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I'll take a bet that not only me has that tune bouncing about in their heads as we get back into the routine of hospital appointments. So on Tuesday this average white band will find himself being injected into a big tube to undergo another one of life's varied experiences. Then the week afterwards I will be sitting waiting to see the Breast Cancer Consultant. This is definitely not my idea of the best way to be the token…

The following tale is copied from another website I peruse regularly. If you aren't experiencing serious laughter by the end of it I would be very surprised. The website is www.b3ta.com , however be advised that if a copy of Mary Whitehouse's biography holds a treasured place on your bookshelves it gives me an inkling that - just maybe, this site is not for you. I was flashed once when I was 14. This guy can…

A young northern lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." The manager liked him so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"…

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about…

So it's back to the subject of health, more specifically my health, after a couple of entries posting bad jokes. I got a letter from my surgery with all the details I needed to choose a hospital and book a hospital to see the breast specialist my GP had mentioned. (I posted the saga of my expanding t*t on my blog a couple of entries back) The first downside was an 0845 phone number so I searched for an alternative…