Kezzerbird and the wetsuit!!!!

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I went out yesterday and invested in a good wetsuit for myself, so now all I have to do is wait until the conditions are right for body boarding. 40 years ago I had a poron board and us kids used to be catching waves all day, didn't need a wetsuit back then!!!!!! I amused myself no end in the shop, I know nothing about wetsuits, so i collered a sales girlie for advice. She picked me out this wetsuit, black with pink flashes on it and off I went into the changing room. First Dory moment.... does the zip go at the front or the back? I opened the door and asked, much to the amusement of other customers...right the zip goes at the back!!!!! Have you ever tried to put a wetsuit on......I was knackered by the time I squeezed myself into this one. Anyone standing outside the changing room must have wondered what the hell I was doing...there was a lot of grunting and snorting going on but once on it fitted really well, the sales girl said I could go for a smaller one, but I thought no, I like breathing!!!!! It is the best corset in the world girls, sucks every thing in, but where does the acess wobberly bits go, that is the question?  I can't wait to get body boarding, it will be two goals achieved.....One..getting back in the sea again, hopefully there will be no great white sharks out playing a chello!!!! (JAWS) and I shall learn to body board, right on guys. I shall make sure that I have some pictures done!!!!

I am fighting to keep little Gismo alive, the parents have stopped feeding it, poor little thing, he/she made it through the night and I am trying to feed Gismo, Mother nature can be a real cow some times and we have to lend a helping hand, I hope this works. I shall do my best. Love and hugs to those who want them.....Love the Rubber Kezzerbird!!!!! xxxx

I am not dying of cancer, I am living with it

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    rubber suite ?

    :-)

    ig got a spare ticket to next months rubber lovers ball if you fancy coming with me, bring your own whip though..

    :-)

    i wouldnt mind a go at surfing but the trouble is i cant swim more then 5 strokes doggy paddle then i sink.....

    have a good time  riding the waves carol.....

    hugs  xx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    kezzer, i have a very visual mind, and just pictured you getting into the wetsuit...... had to stop laughing before i started writing he he he.....wish i didnt dislike the wet and cold, othewise i might`ve given it a go myself....i really hope you have a ball

    and i hope gizmo is ok

    liz xxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    I used to go surfing in Brighton which wasn't much cop as the waves were pants but I didn't need a wetsuit either. One of our lot was very pretentious and used to go round writing "Surf is peace" everywhere and I used to write "Surface peas" underneath it which annoyed him immensly.

    Glad you got your suit one - I hope you got it off or Henry will have the biggest stoma bag in the world!

    Sorry to hear about Gismo - perhaps he has something wrong with him that you don't know about which is why they have abandoned him. It's unbelievable hard to keep them alive with two hour feeds.

    Keep smiling

    love

    Drew

    X

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Hi Carol,

    No comment on rubber suits. But Poor wee Gismo,

    do you think he/she. will be o/k.Take care Mate.

    Love Jackie Angie and Megs.xxxxxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Now where did I put my whip ummmmmmmmm! If it was leather lovers ball, I would go LOL xx I