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  • Roland Ratso - the aftermath - A Tom-ass mystery

    FormerMember
    FormerMember
    Last night and a very strange thing happened. I have had to give Tom-ass a damned good talking to because he has been very naughty and disrespectful and to his credit he has listened to me and has been pretty good.
    I woke up around 4 am as usual to go to the toilet and as is my custom put my hand down to feel my bag.
    “Gadzooks!” I thought, or words of that ilk. There was no bag. I was naked. A stranger feeling you could…

  • Roland Ratso - the aftermath. SOme more of Tom-ass indiscretions

    FormerMember
    FormerMember
    Long time no write, rat fans but I have been up to my neck innit! Eric and Hannie are couriers for a travel firm who lost their daughter to  the filth when she was 23. They organise trips to Europe – their firm donates the coach and diesel and we pay the full price of the trip so any profit made goes to Hayward House Hospice in Nottingham.
    This year we went to Bruges and Brussels.I have been there a few times…

  • A couple of Tom-ass tales Roland Ratso - the aftermath

    FormerMember
    FormerMember
    Long time no write, rat fans but I have been up to my neck innit! Eric and Hannie are couriers for a travel firm who lost their daughter to  the filth when she was 23. They organise trips to Europe – their firm donates the coach and diesel and we pay the full price of the trip so any profit made goes to Hayward House Hospice in Nottingham.
    This year we went to Bruges and Brussels.I have been there a few times and…

  • Roland's revenge - the aftermath and Tom-ass is VERY naughty

    FormerMember
    FormerMember
    Oh dear, I have some bad news and some worse news. Monday 27 July 2011 and I have to get up early to see some important clients into the club. The weather is sweltering and I am aware that I have got the oncologist at 1420 this afternoon. I check my analogue/digital chronometer and go home so that I can have a shower and get ready for the onco. It was about this time last year when I saw him – I am on a six monthly review…

  • Roland Ratso - a bit of reminiscing and things

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    FormerMember
    From the archives of 2008 (PAD – pre anus days)
     
    I have just bought a new watch. Being a gadget man I had to have one with several dials and a sixty two page instruction booklet all in English. A couple of problems with it.  I can’t see very well and my super duper glasses that I bought don’t do very much to help. It’s not that my eyesight is bad – it had deteriorated – it’s just that my arms are too short. Strange…
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