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  • AND ANOTHER

    FOXILADY's blog
    How To Shower Like a Woman > > Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according > to > lights and darks. > > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. > > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to > do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc. > > Get in the shower. > > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and > pumice stone...
  • Appointment Next Tuesday

    dizzywench's blog
    Well I got my appointment booked for next Tuesday, thank god. Not alot of waiting to do. I shall get all the information and then make an informed decision. I think you have to stay in Leicester for the trial and its a long way from home. Nevermind, cross that bridge when we come to it. I have tried to upload a photo of my mohawk but it just wont let me so I've given up for the moment. You'll have to use your imagination. My son has got his results for Uni so we have something to celebrate...
  • DADDY'S CAR IN THE WOODS, JOKE

    FOXILADY's blog
    Daddy's car in the woods? Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in apassionate embrace.Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home andstarted to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he wasgiving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her...
  • Chapter 7 1/2

    boatbum's blog
    Had a surreal conversation with my neighbour yesterday afternoon (I was talking to her out of my window!) She is release co-ordinator for the Oncology Department where I had my surgery, and conversation got around to whether or not I was going to have chemo. I said I really wasn't happy with it, given that it's supposedly belt and braces stuff. She said, why don't you leave it a year and see how things are then. So, that seems like a good position to me and in that year, I'll go for...
  • The job interview!

    Shezbert's blog
    Three guys go to a job interview. The interviewer doesn't have any ears.. The first guy goes into the office for his interview. The man says to him, "The job that you're applying for requires powers of observation. Make one observation about me." So the guy says, "You ain't got no ears" "Get out screams the interviewer." SO, the next guy gets up and goes in. The interviewer says to the guy, "The job that you're applying for requires powers...