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  • The Miracle of Toilet paper (joke)

    creative01's blog
    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion... "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts...
  • The Mole Family

    Shezbert's blog
    A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!" The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!" The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is.... Get ready......................
  • still after signatures

    Alisonshadit's blog
    hello everyone, hope your all enjoying this lovely weather. as you can see, i am still after signatures for my petition to improve services for breast cancer patients who develop lymphoedema (and hopefully this will also improve services for lymphoedema from other cancers and cellulitis) so here is the link again if anyone has any questions then please contact me via here or pm lots of love Alisonxxx
  • debs p

    duncan o's blog
    any one help please, debs p having problems getting onto what now , internet exp, keeps saying page not found any ideas please
  • An officer in the British Naval

    Shezbert's blog
    An officer in the British Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the British Navy and the French navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies. The French admiral started complaining that whereas nearly all Europeans learned many languages, The British spoke only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?" Without hesitating...