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  • black bra

    FOXILADY's blog
    The Black Bra The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes.. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchanged notes. Here's how it all went: My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather...
  • CRABS

    FOXILADY's blog
    A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for these expensive crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before...
  • I LUV THIS DOCTOR

    FOXILADY's blog
    Subject: Fw: I Love This Doctor I've been going to him for years! ? : Fw: I Love This Doctor I've been going to him for years! 22, 2009 7:20 PM Subject: Fwd: I Love This Doctor I've been going to him for years! Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live...
  • SMART ANSWERS

    FOXILADY's blog
    SMART A *** D ANSWERS 2009 6th Place It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. 5th Place A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she...
  • SENIORS

    FOXILADY's blog
    SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. *Feeling*'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image. Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose...