What’s your Stoma called, and why?

In a previous thread we started a discussion on our Stoma’s outputs and the unpredictability of dealing with it.

This led to us sharing the names that we call them.

I thought I would be a little bit of fun to have a separate thread here.

Mines called Whoopi.

I was still unsure of it until I ate beans.

She then became a whoopee cushion.

Please share yours.