Kezzerbird....Girls let this be a lesson to you!!!!!

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Yesterday there was a knock at the door and standing there was a nice young man from Southern Electric ...any way after comparing prices I decided to change over my gas and electric suppliers, some thing I have been meaning to do for a while and of he went. Later I had to go out to try and get gismo some egg food, Kev was sitting in the car waiting (I can't walk very far). Out the door goes I with wig on bonce walking up my concrete steps and the young man who I saw earlier in the day was walking down next doors drive, 'Hello again Love' he says and what do I do....I turned my head to say Hi and promtly fell flat on my face!!!!!! So much for being glamorous girls.knees caught on bottom step, hands on third step, arse up in the air and wigs to one side!!!!!!!!!!! This goes to prove that EYE CANDY is bad for your health!!!! Love and hugs to those who want them..love the battered a bruised Kezzerbird!!!!! xx

Gismo is still going this morning xx

I am not dying of cancer, I am living with it

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    Well you fell for him Kezzerbird. Hope you are ok after the tumble.

    Nanaboox

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    well Kezzerbird thats really made me laugh, i can just picture it and it looks hilarious. not that i would advocate throwing yourself at young men while your hubbys around but it was worth a try. i hope he helped you up and gave you some t.l.c. and you havent hurt yourself too much. love sue xx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    hehehe this one had me laugh out loud!!! dunno wot they think downstairs as i have only just woke up...

    good one though =) xxx

  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    We've all been there. Well I have. I think my best one was canal boating with my father, uncles and brother and it was a Sunday afternoon and there were millions of people watching us (well over twenty at least) all come down to the canal to see the Wilkies perform. Showing our prowess with a windlass and being very macho we worked loads of boats through the locks that were before us. After we had gone through I ran up the towpath shouting "Wait for me!" and took a flying leap off the canalside only to slip as I landed on the boat and did a dying swan (or maybe dying fly) into the canal to a racous cheer from the assembled masses.

    One of the waiting boats had a miserable sod on it who was moaning about the weather and his wife and mother-in-law and it was the worst holiday he had ever been on. He was hitting a mooring spike with his hammer when it flew out of his hand and fell in the canal. "That'll cost me £4" he grumbled. I told him that I would go in and get it for him for £2 and he gave me a disgusted look.

    As his boat rose in the lock, my brother and I saluted and sang "If I had a hammer....." I couldn't possibly repeat the language that came from him to you fair ladies and he didn't even say thankyou for working the lock for him. Happy days!

    Hope the electric man gave you a double discount for your performance!

    Keep smiling

    love

    Drew

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  • FormerMember
    FormerMember

    what do they say.....theres no fool like an old fool (who fell) lol

    no one seems to be giving sympathy, just laughing and I am no exception mate, got a raging headache today and this gave me a good quiet giggle.

    Hope your cuts n grazes heal quickly!

    Love & Strength

    Debs xx