Comkick&#39;s blog https://community.macmillan.org.uk/cancer-blogs/b/comkick/atomTelligent Community (Build: 12.1.2.21912)2009-06-20T13:54:55Zhttps://community.macmillan.org.uk/cancer-blogs/b/comkick/posts/5-surgeons2009-06-20T12:54:55Z2009-06-20T12:54:55ZThis made me laugh I hope it brightens everyone&#39;s day Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, &#39;I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.&#39; The second responds, &#39;Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.&#39; The third surgeon says, &#39;No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.&#39; The fourth surgeon chimes in, &#39;You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.&#39; But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, &#39;You&#39;re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There&#39;s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable&#39; <div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="https://community.macmillan.org.uk/aggbug?PostID=219989&AppID=16019&AppType=Weblog&ContentType=0" width="1" height="1">Former Memberhttps://community.macmillan.org.uk/members/formermember