SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are
quite confused today about how we should present ourselves.
*Feeling*'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a
youthful
image.
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Mini skirts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a zimmer
And, Most importantly
*At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts*
*OMG !!*
FormerMember
There was me with bag packed for Ibiza, raring to go and then I read your joke. Best start again then, only joking of course, well mainly!! Next year, we'll both be there, take care...... Lynne xxx
ive diaried that roflmao!!!!!!!! Did I say already have an average time! lol. Only joking you have an absolutely fabulous time ok? I will liaise with Louisa and get together when you return. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
